My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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