dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
did you just send me my own nude
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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