The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Michael Bay diarrhea
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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