We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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