let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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