so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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