I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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