ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
a search helicopter?!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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