New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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