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(415): View more from California

Having a random hookup so left but love u

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(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(512): View more from Texas

I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.

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(562): View more from California

The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.

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(309): View more from Illinois

You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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(914): View more from New York

I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died

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