My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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