youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i think my mom watched the whole time
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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