Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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