why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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