Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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