I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
