used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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