Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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