Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Randomize
