she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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