My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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