There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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