This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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