the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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