How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
