Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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