I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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