I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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