dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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