Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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