Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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