just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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