i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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