There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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