He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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