I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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