he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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