I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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