just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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