1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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