Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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