Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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