He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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