This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
