that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
