it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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