Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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