Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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