it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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