No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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