I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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