Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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