we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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