Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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