Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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