I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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