then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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